It seems honeymooning in
Saint Lucia is good for the imagination. Last night, my new husband, who I
shall refer to as Cupid, and I were lying in bed after making love for the
fifth straight night. It was my first anal sex, and I have to say, I kinda
liked it. We were talking, as we often do after sex, and, as sometimes happens
when our euphoria gives way to post-coital delirium, we began joking about
starting a blog of our exploits.
I’m a writer, so Cupid
thought I could write about all the things we’ve done, all the things we want
to do, my research into the various corners of sexuality, as well as the
humorous failures we’ve suffered along the way. Not that there’s been many
failures, but we still laugh at how I got a Ben Wa ball stuck inside my vagina,
as well as how he had to help me get it out. Talk about mortifying. But it
makes for a good story. One I’ll write up for next time.
At any rate, we got a good
laugh about this “wacky blog idea” for about five minutes. Then Cupid said,
“You know, maybe we should really think about doing this.”
I thought about it for a
second and replied, “You might be on to something there, Cupid, as long as you
share the writing responsibilities.” Of course, I didn’t call him Cupid, but
only I shall know his real name.
And while we’re on that
subject, using the names Cupid and Psyche was his idea. You see, the story of
Cupid and Psyche is a fitting one for us. In mythology, Cupid’s intent was to
make Psyche fall in love with a monster. But he dropped his arrow and pricked
himself with it instead, falling in love with Psyche. But as is often the case
in mythology, forever didn’t come easily for them. Obstacles stood in their
way. In the end, all turned out as it should, and the two were married and
lived happily ever after.
Just like me and my Cupid.
We almost didn’t make it to our happily ever after, either, and yet, here we
are. But that’s a story for another time.
As for the name of the blog,
we’re in love, and chocolate has been a staple in our relationship from the
beginning. So, why not. Love and Chocolate it is.
Oh, and Cupid did agree to
share in the writing. That should make things interesting. I actually can’t wait
to read his first post, which he claims to be working on as we speak.
So we invite you to follow
along as we share all the torrid details of our love, from the naughty to the
nice. The debauched to the innocent. Who knows, maybe we’ll help a lot more
Cupids find forever-after with their Psyches, as well.
In love and chocolate,
-Psyche
